I hate everyone, including you.

Tuesday, May 21st

GPOYW

In 2000, MTV had it’s summer beach house in San Diego. When production wrapped, I rented a car and drove cross country by myself.

I’m moving out to LA for a while for work and was flipping through photos of Venice Beach and Santa Monica. I miss those Chloe sunglasses.

Did you take these pictures with instagram?

yumwatch:

I am very proud I got to meet Bayou. She was a good dog. I scratched her butt and she liked it. I am very sad I will not see her again, but I am happy she had a very, very good life with very, very good people.

mills:

I’m proud to say I scratched her butt too.

Mills gave her a really good life. She was happy.

winstonwolfe:

thegreg:

tyleroakley:

Oklahoma Tornado Survivor Finds Missing Dog Mid-Interview

Don’t mind me, just uncontrollably sobbing at my desk at work.
*Blaming my allergies*

No matter how careful you are, there’s going to be the sense you missed something, the collapsed feeling under your skin that you didn’t experience it all. There’s that fallen heart feeling that you rushed right through the moments where you should’ve been paying attention. Well, get used to that feeling. That’s how your whole life will feel some day. This is all practice.

—

Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters (via dulcetdecember)

I highly recommend Invisible Monsters.

(via elizablr)

(Source: danseurs, via elizablr)

Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement. In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive. Ambition is only understood if it’s to rise to the top of some imaginary ladder of success. Someone who takes an undemanding job because it affords him the time to pursue other interests and activities is considered a flake. A person who abandons a career in order to stay home and raise children is considered not to be living up to his potential-as if a job title and salary are the sole measure of human worth. You’ll be told in a hundred ways, some subtle and some not, to keep climbing, and never be satisfied with where you are, who you are, and what you’re doing. There are a million ways to sell yourself out, and I guarantee you’ll hear about them.

— Bill Watterson (via mikekarnell)

(via spytap)

newsweek:

Adults asked a bunch teens how they Internet. Here, a 15-year-old female tries to explain the appeal of tumblr. [via pew pdf]

theclearlydope:

You tried.

4gifs:

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GPOY

coketalk:

coverjunkie:

Libertine (UK)

There’s a new mag in town. Libertine Magazine: “For Interested Women”

Founder and editor Debbi Evans explains:

“to redefine the ‘women’s interest’ category. In addition to luxury lifestyle content we cover tech, science and business, and celebrate high achieving maverick women for the contents of their brains, not their beds. There is no fashion or beauty content in issue 1, unless you count a piece on the semiotics of handbags. There’s nothing like it, and we’re really excited (and relieved!) to have finally got it out there.”

I love everything about this.

Monday, May 20th

Gosh, it’s been about six years of scrolling through the dashboard every day until I’ve seen every post.

It’s only been the last month that I’ve said “fuck it, ill scroll till I get bored. If it’s good it’ll be reblogged.” I feel like I’ve missed a lot, and at the same time I feel like I’ve missed nothing. Heck, this Yahoo thing is the most interesting thing that’s happened in weeks. Is this the beginning of the end? Where is the new party? Did everyone grow up or something?

Sunday, May 19th

I still haven’t seen a gif on my dashboard of Nicki Minaj giving a lap dance on the billboard awards show.

Tumblr has lost its edge.