January 2012
That moment when you open up Gawker on your...
I wish I was struggling with 200k income.
I don't have cable so I have to watch the state of...
Do you assholes need to transcribe his speech on twitter too?
Are you supposed to refrigerate peanut butter?
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youfancygirl:
“I was just there 2 months ago”
“I can reach higher than anyone”
O rly Courtney?
Ii kkknnoowww
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The lesbian goes home!
“Here’s the truth: friendships between women are often the deepest and most...”
– Transformation and Transcendence: The Power of Female Friendship
Beautiful story. And making me cry, especially as I prepare to leave my lady friends in Atlanta in one week.
(via brookehatfield)
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On being a martyr.
Every season there is one stupid bitch that is like “I have to show him what a mistake he’s making” and “she’s not there for the right reasons” and “she’s going to cut your balls off while you’re sleeping.”
Big mistake.
He’s never gonna see what you’re seeing and he’s only going to resent you for throwing them under...
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“I get along really well with guys.”
– Courtney
I love when women say they don’t get along well with other women. Like the fact you’re a cunt has nothing to do with it. And you can’t manipulate other Women with your vagina so its frustrating for you.
LOOK, I love hanging out with the guys. I have a trash mouth,...
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DUDE YOU'RE LETTING SOME HOOTERS WAITRESS FOIL...
Are you crazy????
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Jennifer is not gonna age well.
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What a manipulative little cunt.
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Dang, girl got put in her place.
youfancygirl:
That dead trout has more personality than Ben. I need to see this season through, but it’s so effing painful.
Soooooo boring.
youfancygirl:
I hate “The Model”. I want her to fall face down in the river and drown.
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Whoever at ABC decided to make this show two hours...
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I'm watching The Bachelor...
And my heart just isn’t in it. I hate all of them for being so mean to Shawntal last week. My throat already hurts from hissing at the screen and its only been 10 minutes.
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Don't you hate that?
Uncomfortable silences.
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think locally act globally: well-life-goes-on... →
peterfeld:
well-life-goes-on asked inothernews:
OJ Simpson was acquitted of murder but was eventually found liable for the death of his ex-wife’s friend Ronald Brown. Does that diminish his legendary career?
Are you fucking high, you pathetic moron? Of course murdering two innocent…
Evolutionary Internet
jamesnord:
More than ever this world is too small and transparent to fuck with people. The Internet is an evolutionary economy and I think assholes are on the endangered list.
Is it my imagination or is every british actor in...
And they were all in at least one Harry Potter movie.
“People were protesting not just because of the content of these bills, but...”
– MPAA Directly & Publicly Threatens Politicians Who Aren’t Corrupt Enough To Stay Bought | Techdirt (via meganwest)
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If you're the sort of white person that gets their...
One of those life flashing before you posts
So I was driving on the highway behind a pickup truck holding two mattresses. I remember it being only a few car lengths in front of me but it had to be more. I noticed the top mattress come undone and do a complete somersault before landing in front of my car. It felt like it happened in slow motion and I had enough time to check my mirrors and blind spot, and change lanes rather calmly. Once...