HOURS UPON HOURS OF GODDAMN FUN

Nov 8th

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6od: spiegelman: Joe Sabia will be the first person to give up his earthly form and live...

Nov 8th

THIS JUST FUCKING HAPPENED. THANK YOU ALOHA NICO

Nov 8th

Bukowski

claytoncubitt: “Then this blonde, about 19, with rimless glasses and a smile walked up. The smile...

Nov 8th

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fuck i love this movie It’s a lie. It’s a bunch of sad strangers photographed beautifully, and all...

Nov 7th

I enjoy Nikola’s photography.  Its also a lot of naked...

Nov 7th

besides the fact that seeing babies cry is like the FUNNIEST...

Nov 7th

i was thinking the other day, if i had to name my favorite...

Nov 7th

carlovely: what a clever pasta ad. (photo by jill...

Nov 7th

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Oi garoto, piga mina numero

Nov 7th

I want to get a cat...

nickmcglynn: Preferably a female, spayed and with all her shots. Not to old, but not a kitten, and...

Nov 7th

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my god i love the internet.

Nov 7th

Oh dag, there was a meme?

kiamatthews: So I was going to write a little blip about Welcome to Macintosh, the last of my...

Nov 7th

“Another point of view is that the ranks of (largely male)...”
— melanyouth Yea i get it....

Nov 7th

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winstonwolfe:matt-t:copycats: Poker Face by Eric Cartman originally by Lady Gaga YOU WANT TO...

Nov 7th

“I’ve come to believe that what higher education symbolizes...”
— melanyouth Thats another way...

Nov 7th

“First, we will set up a single goal to represent educational...”
— Charles Murray in an arresting...

Nov 7th

“You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting...”
— Jonathan Safran Foer (via...

Nov 7th

A Beginner's Guide to Pedobear, the...

Nov 7th

winstonwolfe: I care about Jews you know, i was gonna go...

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$240 DOLLARS WORTH OF PUDDING

alanfm78: (via nudawn) I was close. THATS WHAT SHE SAID! THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT

Nov 7th

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$240 DOLLARS WORTH OF PUDDING

Nov 7th

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fatmanatee: bigjon: Weezer feat. Sara Bareilles I Want You To (acoustic) I’m torn by my love...

Nov 7th

nedhepburn: this isnt a definite… but say i got offered a job in Colombia. lets just say,...

Nov 7th

i can go from asshole to apologetic...

10:56pm Friend: We’re at Niagra, come. 11:00pm Me: Why didnt you text me earlier.  I’m...

Nov 7th

I’d kill to do this over with a tripod.

Nov 7th

true story: i still have strawberry...

Nov 7th

whiskeyandgoatsmilk: if you haven’t had time to shower in...

Nov 7th

the world series.

sherry: It was Monday night and V’s Dad and I were fighting. He makes me cry, even over the phone....

Nov 6th

lacontessa: Death by flaying.  Only slightly worse than...

Nov 6th

regarding this

Nov 6th

Oh, man.

fek: Mo and I have recieved our next mission: Party Crash at the National Book Awards. Seeing as...

Nov 6th

Nick Mcglynn: click on this!!!!!!!!!!!

Nov 6th

Did we have sex with Neanderthals? Aren't we...

Nov 6th

via whiskeyandgoatsmilk

Nov 6th

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langer: “Dance Dreams (Lady GaGa vs. Eurythmics)”, by Divide & Kreate This is basically the...

Nov 6th

“food, for her, is not food. it is terror, dignity,...”
— excerpt from eating animals by...

Nov 6th

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how to impress a girl.

Nov 6th

adventures in pudding.

Nov 6th

fatmanatee: Although this is technically a faceplain, it...

Nov 6th

“one time i did it to a still frame of susan sarandon.”
— Ned

Nov 6th

bouty seems like more of a rice pudding type of guy to me.

Nov 6th

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we had the 240$ dollars….we had to have the pudding.

Nov 6th

this conversation is really happening.

Nov 6th

themattsmith: nudawn: fatmanatee: nudawn: how many of these would it take to fill a...

Nov 6th

1. youre an asshole 2. im not getting in the pudding

Nov 6th

Seriously, i’m in love with coketalk. I mean really.

Nov 6th

Ooooff. Thats expensive. What is that - 30$ for a case of...

Nov 6th

how many of these would it take to fill a bathtub? anyone...

Nov 6th

“In the world we live in everything militates in favor of...”
— André Breton

Nov 6th

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chuckhistory: RealRealSoft showed up at my coffice today in search of El Creepo. Sadly, she was...

Nov 6th

Frida Kahlo - Fruits of the Earth, 1938 Frida...

Nov 6th

Last time I sent something via snail mail the recipient...

Nov 5th

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So Mills’ tweet reminded me of something. The other day I got a thinly veiled insult of an...

Nov 5th

sydvish: Q:  What do you get when two nerdy ghosts mate? ...

Nov 5th

Scientific test has concluded.  Hypothesis was disproven.  You can all continue about your business.

Nov 5th

Ridiculous IM conversations between kapi and...

Nov 5th

6od: I took this picture around 2AM. I went and parked at...

Nov 5th

youngmanhattanite: YANKEES 2010 OH MY GOD YES WE GET IT

Nov 5th

why i'm always gonna look like a...

to get anything remotely usable on the diana you need to have like the perfect amount of light, and...

Nov 5th

carlovely: apparently disney made mickey mouse vibrators...

Nov 5th

brainland: Brainland’s not dead.  If Brainland were dead...

Nov 5th

alanajoy: Do you think global warming is real… or...

Nov 5th

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fek: Wale feat. Lady Gaga - Chillin’ Yeah they keep sayin’ whale but my name Wale Hoes call me...

Nov 5th

im watching you.

Nov 5th

I hate that everything is soft focus, but i really love the...

Nov 5th

This was the premiere of Mad Men in Times Square with actors...

Nov 5th

I really dont know what the fuck the pinhole is supposed to...

Nov 5th

I got my film back!  I actually like it!

Nov 5th

alexandra-ewing: thewordunheard / nudawn I really miss watching this with important people. ...

Nov 5th

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someone is going to be VERY happy with their winnings.

Nov 5th

My pomegranate was filled with hershey’s strawberry...

Nov 5th

today i had a pomegranate for the first time ever. 

Nov 5th

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Feed your head

Nov 5th

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if you didnt have a perm in the 80’s you dont exist to me.

Nov 5th

but wait, there’s more!

Nov 5th

im making something special.

Nov 5th

melanyouth: Actually I just miss him. I suppose I could...

Nov 5th

superdoofus-stratodrive: this is a burdizzo...

Nov 5th

HEY KIDS ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER NU DAWN OLD STUFF GIVEAWAY. ...

Nov 5th

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baraaaRAMAAMAAA RRRRAMMMARAGAGAGAAA RAAARAAOOHHGAAAGAAA GAGAAOOHHHLAALAAAAA

Nov 5th

aren't we all over foursquare already? ...

are people seriously still checking in?

Nov 5th

sherry: I bought these…for me. Feel free to judge. i...

Nov 5th

French Fries.

alanfm78: Hot, crispy, golden-brown french fries. Just popped into my head. Not sure why. are...

Nov 5th

(via molls) I had a dream last night that i was watching a...

Nov 4th

Gchat just crashed my computer.

Nov 4th

just so you know i've had a gmail...

but google wave is fucking sexy, and i’m gearing myself to switch if they EVER DECIDE TO GIVE...

Nov 4th

Scientific test #2.

Nov 4th

boutofcontext: A rare gratuitous self-pic to show off my...

Nov 4th

/whine

carlovely: as you may (or may not know) i’m married to a musician. it’s not easy. he and his band...

Nov 4th

sarazucker: shopping for shoes is a little like dating....

Nov 4th

this just happened

marketing guy 1: tell us the story about how you got drunk that one time and got a tattoo!!!
me: oh my god! i thought they didnt let you get tattoos when you're drunk.
marketing guy 2: they do in third world countries!
me: HAHAHAHAH!
marketing guy 2: so we went to barbados...
me: wait, that's not a third world country.
marketing guy 2: yes it is. all of the Caribbean is a third world country
me: ...........
marketing guy 2: [tells super juvenile story about getting drunk and being all ZOMG lets get tattoos, in a delivery which i totally interpreted as being ironic, because here is a grown soft spoken balding professional man, there's no way he'd be a silly frat guy]
me: ohh my god. that is SO funny. it totally sounds like something frat guys would do on spring break. how embarrassing!
marketing guy 2: well. yea. it was. it was on spring break.
me: ..................

Nov 4th

superdoofus-stratodrive: interstellar cloud g34.3+0.15 it...

Nov 4th

This is a scientific test.

Nov 3rd

i would totally bang warren buffet. cause...

Nov 3rd

i got some film developed today. it...

Nov 3rd

Topher: i hate email
Topher: i want it to die
Me: lol
Me: this will kind of kill email
Me: its like a website forum
Me: or thread
Me: its really totally different from email
Me: but it only works if everyone waves
Me: and its kind of like IM
Me: you can watch someone "email" you in real time
Me: wave also likes to play with your perinnium
Topher: now you're talking

Nov 3rd

I DONT CARE HOW GOOD OF A LEADER YOU...

peterfeld: brianvan: Aurora, we have term limits in NYC. Three terms. It used to be two. The...

Nov 3rd

winstonwolfe: Fortunately, for the sake of democracy,...

Nov 3rd

I WONDER IF THEY'LL LET ME COME TO WORK...

Nov 3rd

(via winstonwolfe)

Nov 3rd

I'LL FUCKING DO IT TOO. DONT TRY ME. I...

IM TOTALLY SERIOUS.

Nov 3rd

(via youngmanhattanite) I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO’S...

Nov 3rd

I DONT CARE HOW GOOD OF A LEADER YOU...

brianvan: Aurora, we have term limits in NYC. Three terms. It used to be two. The City Council...

Nov 3rd

Top Ten Reasons to Vote for Mike...

brianvan: peterfeld: pareene: peterfeld: 7. He’s kept crime going down without the...

Nov 3rd

Top Ten Reasons to Vote for Mike...

peterfeld: pareene: peterfeld: 7. He’s kept crime going down without the Mussolini-like police...

Nov 3rd

I DONT CARE HOW GOOD OF A LEADER YOU...

i dont have a lot to say on this matter, because honestly i’m not gonna vote, and i really...

Nov 3rd

wags is a dick.

Me: How did your first night with Wags go?
Sara: OK. He got upset when I moved.
Me: Oh yeah. That's the thing about him. Once you lay down you're not allowed to move. Sorry.

Nov 3rd

This means something. This is important!!

Nov 3rd

alanfm78: slippy: Heidi Klum, Halloween 2009 That’s...

Nov 3rd

GOOGLE IS A RACIST MISOGYNISTIC FASCIST...

I’VE APPLIED TO WORK THERE TWICE, AND I ALSO ASKED THEM TO GIVE ME GOOGLE WAVE.  BUT THEY HATE...

Nov 2nd

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME GOOGLE...

Nov 2nd

ok, this doesnt look horrible.

Nov 2nd

hamster balls.

Nov 2nd

ok, now, those are condoms.

Nov 2nd

Balloons? You're a burlesque dancer not Lady...

Nov 2nd

THATS NOT EVEN WHAT THE COSTUME LOOKS LIKE

Nov 2nd

kindacarsick: I went as Low Resolution for Halloween.  ...

Nov 2nd

fatmanatee: PAH PAH PAH POKER FACE PAH PAH POKER FACE

Nov 2nd

Best part of Halloween weekend:

baxterp2: arod: Spotted: a grown man dressed as Scooby Doo doing the Walk of Shame Sunday...

Nov 2nd

“Insightful post about love with a John Hughes reference; sit...”
— This just happened in my...

Nov 2nd

i get ripped on for making this part...

nedhepburn: to be fair, i kind of knew what i was getting myself into. sort of. kind of. about as...

Nov 2nd

frangry: This chick, whom I don’t know, had an awesome...

Nov 2nd

Bitches be tryin’ to bite my bubbles.

Nov 2nd

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nedhepburn: remember that episode of Family Guy where Brian goes on a reality show and falls in...

Nov 2nd

Goddamnit i found another bubble Gaga on Brooklyn Vegan.  ...

Nov 2nd

The highlight of last night

A girl dressed up as Lady Gaga circa “Just Dance” video spotted me on the sidewalk.  We...

Nov 2nd

What would Lady Gaga do?

drunkbrunch: Last night’s glitter eyeshadow is falling into my eyes. Yeah, didn’t get around to...

Nov 2nd

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topherchris: datn: The most honest and tragic TV commercial you will ever see. I would buy a...

Nov 2nd

“YOU SEEMED FUNNY AND SELF-AWARE IN A WAY FEW PEOPLE ARE...”
— Meaghano 

Nov 1st

Top ten things blurted out to me last...

I LOVE YOU LADY GAGAAAA!!!! Oh, bubbles!! Is she champagne or something? OH DAMN.  IS SHE...

Nov 1st

She performed the routine.  Yup.  The whole thing perfectly.

Nov 1st

“Oooooh! I just remember this girl i tried to fuck is a...”
— Suckafuck on how to find a...

Nov 1st

So last night i started chatting with this photographer.  I didnt think much of it since there are a...

Nov 1st

My bitch is 35 and has the skin of a baby’s butt.

Nov 1st

baxterp2: So this is what I did last night.  Shit show. ...

Nov 1st

Lady Gaga had to walk 12 blocks in 5 inch lucite heels...

Nov 1st

I really didnt enjoy looking at this guy.

Nov 1st

drunkbrunch: nudawn: me: you guys i’m on grand and i dont see your building amanda: let me...

Nov 1st

Zombie love.

Nov 1st

drunkbrunch: thatgirlallison: And then… Peter Feld...

Nov 1st

baxterp2: Thank goodness I had a helper elf to do the...

Nov 1st

There were lots of vampires out last night, but D was the...

Nov 1st

David Letterman wants YOU to take your pants off.

Nov 1st

Hey, Mr. Dirty Sanchez.  If you like it then you shoulda put...

Nov 1st