They lost my luggage.

coketalk: Not delayed. Lost. As in, they have no record of it ever having existed. I’m sitting...

Nov 23rd

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carlovely: this is basically what mikey & i do with our free time HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MILEY...

Nov 23rd

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Glamberaci gets a BJ on stage (1:03) at the AMAs.  He wins broadcast television for the day. thats...

Nov 23rd

can someone with a TV tell me what is between her legs.

Nov 23rd

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Lady Gaga at the 2009 American Music Awards IS THAT A PENIS STRAPPED ONTO HER PELVIS?  I CANT...

Nov 23rd

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alexjcampbell: somethingchanged: Four years ago, Lady Gaga performed these jazz piano pieces...

Nov 23rd

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Shakira at the 2009 American Music Awards. oh God shakira.  this is horrible.  its like i dont even...

Nov 23rd

it was all a dream

molls: In 2005, I met a man who seemed so much better than me that I couldn’t even speak to him. I...

Nov 23rd

A Year Ago

tanya77: soupsoup: kaytee: My hands shook uncontrollably as I sat at Austin-Bergstrom,...

Nov 22nd

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Spinning pole to the left, static pole on the right. ps this bitch is FIERCE

Nov 22nd

Listen

sherry: bmichael: Lady Gaga “Bad Romance” (breakupsong) my goal for the next month is to...

Nov 22nd

writera: Currently. Ollie: We’re all at a bit of a...

Nov 22nd

langer: meaghano: You know, and burn me at the stake and call me Joan of the antifeminist...

Nov 22nd

“I’m thirty-years-old and I still have no idea where the...”
— Matt Langer:   ladies and...

Nov 22nd

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oh my god.  oh my god.  tears.  TEARS.   these guys are my fucking heros.

Nov 22nd

Via this guy

Nov 22nd

“There’s a great line in “Wall Street,” written by Stanley...”
— Alan

Nov 21st

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nedhepburn: i kind of have a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge fucking crush on Norah Jones. i’ve just been...

Nov 21st

if a man is obsessed with me, should i...

Once there was a little bunny who wanted to run away.  So he said to his mother, “I am running...

Nov 21st

when people get sloppy it means they...

Nov 21st

superdoofus-stratodrive: from the johns hopkins...

Nov 20th

jhnbrssndn: moorewr: scitchet: shaneblog: I’ve been...

Nov 20th

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seagull: Maroon 5 - Sunday Morning I’m looking forward to the day when songs from the early 00s...

Nov 20th

writera: Reminder to self: Never run 5+ miles in a thermal...

Nov 20th

bollywood.

sherry: I don’t really get the fascination. But that might be because I was forced to watch these...

Nov 20th

“In a perfect world, we’d all love a cock that can split a...”
— I can go home now, there’s...

Nov 20th

Sydvish's tips for getting dressed:

sydvish: #1  -  When you’re putting on a turtleneck, don’t forget to remove your glasses. this...

Nov 20th

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hydeordie: Lady Gaga, in collaboration with Francesco Vezzoli, premieres “Speechless” at the MOCA...

Nov 20th

It's the 2009 National Book Awards and These...

Nov 20th

lacontessa: Diego Rivera, Seated female nude with beads...

Nov 20th

wow

Nov 20th

Watch

teach me wise master.

Nov 20th

Sue: Iron tablet? It keeps your strength up when you menstruate.
Will: I don't menstruate.
Sue: Neither do I.

Nov 20th

“I’m going to ask you to smell your armpits....”
— Sue <3

Nov 20th

“I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I...”
— Sue, who is my power animal.

Nov 20th

“I don’t trust a man with curly hair. I can’t...”
— Sue on Glee

Nov 20th

Ballad - a male duck this chick only has like one line each...

Nov 20th

two phrases i stole from molls

4 dayz you guys when i say stole i mean, i never before used these terms, and i seem to only...

Nov 20th

carlovely: taylor hanson & andrew wk are totes bros. ...

Nov 20th

anatomy of a conversation

<conversation> <blip id="b+a"> <thread id="r1"> <blip...

Nov 20th

carlovely: to make up for my last post, here is a picture...

Nov 20th

alanfm78: un: (via roomthily) Apple Exec Wants You To...

Nov 20th

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thewordunheard: brianvan: mdfsmash: thedailywhat: Before They Were Lady Gaga of the Day:...

Nov 19th

fatmanatee: laurenlemon: 317/365 I realize I need to...

Nov 19th

DO YOU LIVE IN CHICAGO? DO YOU NEED A...

Email me.  I know a company that is looking.  Creatives and Project Managers.

Nov 19th

Hypothesis.

langer: I suspect there is probably a strong correlation between those people who are hating on...

Nov 19th

first jewish wedding, can you believe that?   i dig the...

Nov 19th

the horah!!!! the horah!!

Nov 19th

For when I get stabbie.

Nov 19th

this is the most exciting thing that has...

Nov 19th

dear future husband

if you try to propose to me at a baseball game, via text, via twitter, via tumblr, via 10 oclock...

Nov 19th

Man you guys are a bunch of bitter,...

(via baxterp2) TRUTH.

Nov 19th

seagull: (via ianbroyles) MY GOD you people are fast...

Nov 19th

opinions are like assholes

look, its a free country and everyone can do whatever the fuck they wanna do.  i met this chick at a...

Nov 19th

Hey Nudawn

antikris: Will you toss my salad tonight?  If you arent sure, watch this video YES YES...

Nov 19th

really? via blog? this is what the world has come to? i get...

Nov 18th

someone is making an honest woman of pocket...

Nov 18th

“the pain we feel honors the love we felt.”
— Alan I like that.

Nov 18th

Watch

i used to own a yellow tshirt with a sparkly rainbow and menudo iron on. also, i know this dance by...

Nov 18th

Watch

Menudo - Hold Me

Nov 18th

Walter Mercado is Magic. Walter Mercado is a Puerto...

Nov 18th

whiskeyandgoatsmilk: there are very few movies that i have...

Nov 18th

On the friend who gets slapped around.

Nov 18th

(via carlovely)

Nov 18th

“When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly...”
— Michael K from Dlisted

Nov 18th

sloppy seconds

i have this weird thing about not being able to have feelings for anyone if i know theyve engaged in...

Nov 18th

frangry: Welcome to the bathroom at 7B. ITS A BOY!

Nov 18th

I just learned how Soup got his...

brianvan: innonate: $100 if you guess how. $100 if you want me to tell. I hope it’s a story...

Nov 18th

sydvish: hebertbabies: Vera, after she calmed down from...

Nov 18th

Dear Today,

Go fuck yourself. XOXO Me

Nov 18th

(via coketalk) This quote was taken from the interview that...

Nov 18th

so THIS happend.

Me: hey whassup
Atreyu: nothing, man. long time no talk!
Me: wtf?
Atreyu: ?
Me: are you fuking wit hme?
Atreyu: no not at all
Me: k then
Atreyu: so whats been up?
Me: fuckin miss u
Atreyu: Falcor...
Me: fuckin left me for thta fucking bitch with the headband
Me: fuckin left me
Me: fucker
Atreyu: are you drunk?
Me: OH I AM DRINK. UYO BET IM DRINK.
Atreyu: i think you should seek professional help.
Atreyu: this isn't healthy.
Me: WAS THE NEVERENDING STORY NOT FCUKING PROFESSIONAL ENOUFG FOR YOU?
atreyu112 is offline.

Nov 17th

“Everybody wants to fuck a porn star, but nobody wants sloppy...”
— The Witch (via melanyouth)

Nov 17th

nevver: Cube i LOLd

Nov 17th

suckafuck: She said: I ask you about life and you never...

Nov 17th

bogota or LA

nedhepburn: i have two phone calls tomorrow that will… well, yeah. i’d LOVE to go to Bogota. and...

Nov 17th

meaghano: 6h057: I think the a/c in the window well into fall ties that idea together well. Do...

Nov 17th

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its a little known fact they gave falcor peanut butter to make him appear to speak.

Nov 16th

“Remind me never to date a German dude. I dont need him...”
— AntiKris (while watching a doc...

Nov 16th

I DID THE WHORE-A THIS WEEKEND.

what?  that’s how you spell it right?

Nov 16th

sherry: My company worked on the costumes for the NYC...

Nov 16th

sarazucker: “what’s this,” you say? well, it’s another...

Nov 16th

fuck middle class guilt. i will STAB...

so in austin once, i was walking down this sidewalk with my friend and there was a crazy looking...

Nov 16th

“I feel like one thousand little angles are hugging my bod...”
— molls on theraflu

Nov 16th

Sunday Dinner.

sherry: I have all these quaint little ideas about gender roles. The thing is, I’m Guyanese. I was...

Nov 15th

hellaposer: The future of vending. Spotted at our local...

Nov 15th

This dog looks like falcor.

Nov 15th

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sydvish: For nudawn… I discovered this morning that she had never heard of America (through a FB...

Nov 13th

Did you all know about this and just...

drunkbrunch: nudawn: One VMA show Jay Z refused to leave his dressing room unless someone...

Nov 13th

molls: 27 dollars. What you know about this? im sorry,...

Nov 13th

Point of order.

melanyouth: (via nudawn): i dont agree.  the quote is presented without comment.  sourcing you...

Nov 13th

Did you all know about this and just...

tylercoates: justsayjolie: This is, like, the most delightful thing I’ve learned this week....

Nov 13th

“behind all of her costume-y tomfoolery, i bet she wears...”
— SaraZucker you have no idea...

Nov 13th

people be trippin today

brianvan: adeandabet: So (hopefully) I’ll get some shit for this post. I’d like to make it clear...

Nov 12th

your opinion means very little to Mills.

mills: An common situation: someone requests the opinion of his partner concerning his appearance:...

Nov 12th

i think youre trying to tell me that you...

Nov 12th

Well shoot.

baxterp2: My roommate is moving to Mexico.  A friend had been potentially interested but has now...

Nov 12th

6od: tomoatmeal: Busy Guy! So that happened. i need...

Nov 12th

nickihebert: LOVE!!!!!  But why didn’t they sing a song from Wicked when Kristin Chenoweth...

Nov 12th

nickihebert: The NEW wheelchair Jimmy. ...

Nov 12th

glitch in tah matrix

Nov 12th

fatmanatee: I’ve decided to rent a car or something and go...

Nov 12th

molls: I would never lie to you. I’m prefacing this with...

Nov 12th

I CAN USE CAPS AS MUCH AS I WANT AND...

Nov 12th

zombies have a role in this society too

superdoofus-stratodrive: only if lady gaga can serve parable to as-called “futurists and...

Nov 12th

zombies have a role in this society too

tragos: nudawn: superdoofus-stratodrive: thank god tragos made tacit the illuminati plot to...

Nov 12th

superdoofus-stratodrive: nudawn: superdoofus-stratodrive: thank god tragos made tacit the...

Nov 12th

superdoofus-stratodrive: thank god tragos made tacit the illuminati plot to retribalize and...

Nov 12th

deadscreen: HERO or MENACE? there’s a documentary...

Nov 12th

Nail on head

tragos: But isn’t that what everybody wants? That stuff? Why does that have to change? So we want...

Nov 12th

Listen

But in the furthest place I’ve ever known Where even I so rarely roam There lives a boy who...

Nov 12th

Listen

She was lying on the floor and counting stretch marks She hadn’t been a virgin and he...

Nov 12th

Listen

There was a love affair in this building The kind of love affair Which every respectable building...

Nov 12th

Nov 12th

11/11 MAKE A WISH!

markyb: nudawn: (via suckafuck) wanna know where i was at the 11th hour?  STUCK IN TRAFFIC...

Nov 12th

11/11 MAKE A WISH!

(via suckafuck) wanna know where i was at the 11th hour?  STUCK IN TRAFFIC BEHIND FIFTH AVENUE...

Nov 12th

Listen

claudia: Defying Gravity Lea Michele & Chris Colfer - Glee -The Music [Vol.1] no wizard...

Nov 12th

“Something funny I noticed, perhaps you have noticed it, too....”
— Richard Rodriguez for...

Nov 12th

machiavellian bitch, that gaga is.

Nov 12th

you guys, i’m actually getting sick of talking about...

Nov 12th

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AMERICA: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT SPANK YOUR CHILDREN.  THIS IS THE FUTURE OF OUR COUNTRY....

Nov 12th

Google's blog post about google wave: What is...

Nov 12th

This just happened at duane reade. I’m the only one...

Nov 12th

nedhepburn: gpoyw, “remember when you first moved to LA...

Nov 12th

superdoofus-stratodrive: water tower vintage diana 151,...

Nov 12th

On tattoo ideas.

6od: dearcoketalk: What’s a good tattoo idea? Get a pretty little butterfly tattooed onto your...

Nov 11th

Google Wave just got REAL.

(via 6od) for reals. DOUBLE CLICK ON A BLIP AND YOU MAKE A BUBBLIE THING THAT COLLAPSES YOUR SHIT...

Nov 11th

Watch

the lady gaga video makes me want to do this.

Nov 11th

boutofcontext: jhnbrssndn: GPOYW, Union Sq Starbucks: In...

Nov 11th

Watch

jeagabam.

Nov 11th

Watch

coketalk: “If hatin’ is your occupation, I got a full time job for you.” Bless their hearts, I...

Nov 11th

oh shit, is today wednesday? i need to...

shorterexcerpts: (via nudawn) What happens when one talks about using pudding in a suggestive...

Nov 11th

oh shit, is today wednesday? i need to...

Nov 11th

dietcock.tumblr.com: my friend susan has...

susan: someone has their name as dietcock?
susan: what does that mean?
susan: that it's small??
susan: why would you advertise a small cock
susan: hey baby, don't worry, i have a dietcock
me: LOL
susan: won't fill ya up!
me: HAHAH
me: fills you up
me: but no calories
susan: I WANT CALORIES WITH MY COCK
susan: thank you very much
susan: BIG
susan: FAT
susan: CALORIES
me: im so blogging that
susan: be my guest
susan: i stand by my big fat cocks

Nov 11th

Watch

antikris: This is why I always take cabs FOR REALS. my friend sally from NOLA, first time we...

Nov 11th

invited

invited Q DietCock Nicki superDufie drunkbunch AlanFM78 boutyC creeper status you should...

Nov 11th

invited

Q DietCock Nicki superDufie drunkbunch AlanFM78 boutyC creeper status, if 3 more friends...

Nov 11th

So Google Wave happened

nickihebert: nudawn: winstonwolfe: Just got my invite. Had to go through Portugal to get it,...

Nov 11th

you know you want it.

Nov 11th

BITCHES! GUESS WHO JUST GOT 8...

I only have 8 so im giving priority to my friends.  But if they dont want them I’ll give them...

Nov 11th

“I voted for George W Bush, and I’m proud of it!”
— Matt Langer (via nudawn) This...

Nov 11th

“I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more...”
— Matt Langer

Nov 11th

“El Salvador is a democracy so it’s not surprising that...”
— Matt Langer

Nov 11th

“I voted for George W Bush, and I’m proud of it!”
— Matt Langer

Nov 11th

“I think this administration is doing a bang-up job. I...”
— Matt Langer

Nov 11th

Point of order.

langer: A quote I posted earlier today made it’s way around Tumblr in a truncated form, sourced...

Nov 11th

FIRST SHE RIPS OFF HUSSEIN CHALAYAN, AND NOW SHE’S...

Nov 11th

YOU GUYS, LADY GAGA IS TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING.  THIS...

Nov 11th

LADY GAGA VIDEO: FRAME BY FRAME ANALYSIS

Nov 11th

How do you say volcano in sign language?

krispayne: Come on I really need to know I would sign Mountian fire spill. But i’m not...

Nov 11th

Do NOT Wrestle Bears in Louisiana.

wesleyhebert: Louisiana Revised Statute Title 14 Section 102.10 states that: A.  Any person who...

Nov 11th

nickihebert: Nudawn, looks like it would be pretty easy to...

Nov 11th

Watch

When you read this post, you should use a similar voice and pace as the VO artist in this video.

Nov 11th

tragos: OK. I’m ready to enter the great Lady GaGa debate. But only with a few questions: ...

Nov 11th

from now on whenever i pose in photos...

tylercoates: Lady Gaga - “Bad Romance” So, basically? This is in the top fifteen funniest things...

Nov 11th

shit is EXPLODING over here!! (and there’s an echo)

Nov 10th

So Google Wave happened

winstonwolfe: Just got my invite. Had to go through Portugal to get it, but I’m in the club...

Nov 10th

seriously though. motherfuckers be...

Nov 10th

NYC meetup next Thursday.

sherry: jhnbrssndn: Date: Next Thursday, 12 November 2009.  Can’t you read? Time: Evening, call...

Nov 10th

Watch

thewordunheard: sparkleneelysparkle: yosamanthrax:love-and-radiation:thewarindrew: “Bad...

Nov 10th

Watch

that just fucking happend. OH HELL NO.  homey dont PLAY that.

Nov 10th

“Happily married people and perpetually single people are...”
— Aaron Karo (via seagull)

Nov 10th

I yell at Eliza sometimes.  She’s into it.

Nov 10th

I communicate differently with different people.

Nov 10th

Holy fuck I'm an idiot

I got a note saying I had a package in the post office. How exciting I thought! I get it and turns...

Nov 10th

Watch

tylercoates: absurdlakefront:thereisnowhy: “Chocolate Bunny Deaths” Bonus points for using the...

Nov 10th

nedhepburn: i used to have an old Cadillac. a 1989...

Nov 10th

Google May Not Catch a Wave

Nov 10th

the internet gives me anxiety

i go through all this trouble so no one can see my email address unless i give it to them, and then...

Nov 10th

alanfm78: Ned Hepburn in Rachel’s tattoo shop, which is...

Nov 9th

1. so that just fucking happened 2. swoon 3. if donnie...

Nov 9th

erik: daisymay: Erik and I went apple picking in...

Nov 9th

mcdavis: nudawn: mcdavis: So this just happened.  Who wants a Google Wave invite (put your...

Nov 9th

Convites para o Google Wave

tcelestino: Tenho 28 convites para o Google Wave, quem tiver interessado deixa um comentário com o...

Nov 9th

mcdavis: So this just happened.  Who wants a Google Wave...

Nov 9th

do you have google wave? I want to wave...

cause apparently TopherChris and Mills are too good to wave with me, and 6od lives in LA and is...

Nov 9th

hey jhnbrssndn -

sherry: When and where is our meetup happening? I will be in attendance - others who expressed...

Nov 9th

fatmanatee: The Many Musical Faces of Dave Grohl ...

Nov 9th

brerfly: what the girls found at Fort Mountain Finn and...

Nov 9th

Google Wave

justcallmebecks: I have 8 invites to give out. people are going to start trading invites for...

Nov 9th

dietcock: “THEY’RE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU!!!!” I...

Nov 9th

i went to isabella's for brunch today.

the following topics of conversation were covered…. at isabellas… in the...

Nov 9th

hipsterdiet: So this is happening … i never liked Krispy...

Nov 9th

After I took this photo I remembered Mo took a similar shot....

Nov 9th

The Lost Boys was the greatest Vampire...

(Regarding "The Lost Boys, apparently "The greatest movie ever")
Jen: (sitting down between me and Ned) Is there blood?
Me: Huh?
Jen: In the movie.
Me: It's a Vampire movie.
Jen: Does that mean "yes?"
Me: Now, both of you leave.

Nov 9th

[walking through the farmers market] me: Wait up you guys,...

Nov 9th

Pamela Hernandez

Nov 9th

I WOULD TOTALLY FUCK ME.

Nov 9th

Aurora Electra

Nov 9th

Me as ScarJo.  WOOF.

Nov 9th

DONT CALL ME A LATINA. seriously though, i make a horrible...

Nov 9th

LOOK MA! I’M A SCIENTOLOGIST!

Nov 9th

Me as that American Idol chick thats a huge country western...

Nov 9th

Me as Reese Witherspoon

Nov 9th

tanya77: hilarysiegel: Well, this is disgusting. ...

Nov 9th

“Fsjefjrdjsj!!!!”
—  realrealsoft

Nov 9th

Listen

mills: Rebirth Brass Band - When the Saints Go Marching In I’m starting to get used to very...

Nov 9th

Lifehacker explains wave. I still dont get...

Nov 9th

Seriously though...

whiskeyandgoatsmilk: theshortstraw: say a prayer for a kid who fell down an elevator shaft...

Nov 9th

The Drummer from Chk Chk Chk (!!!) Died?!

Nov 9th

Google Wave

Is absolutely fascinating and the technology is revolutionary.  But god, really nothing is private...

Nov 8th

HOURS UPON HOURS OF GODDAMN FUN

Nov 8th

Watch

6od: spiegelman: Joe Sabia will be the first person to give up his earthly form and live...

Nov 8th

THIS JUST FUCKING HAPPENED. THANK YOU ALOHA NICO

Nov 8th

Bukowski

claytoncubitt: “Then this blonde, about 19, with rimless glasses and a smile walked up. The smile...

Nov 8th

Watch

fuck i love this movie It’s a lie. It’s a bunch of sad strangers photographed beautifully, and all...

Nov 7th

I enjoy Nikola’s photography. Its also a lot of naked...

Nov 7th

besides the fact that seeing babies cry is like the FUNNIEST...

Nov 7th

i was thinking the other day, if i had to name my favorite...

Nov 7th

carlovely: what a clever pasta ad. (photo by jill...

Nov 7th

Listen

Oi garoto, piga mina numero

Nov 7th

I want to get a cat...

nickmcglynn: Preferably a female, spayed and with all her shots. Not to old, but not a kitten, and...

Nov 7th

Watch

my god i love the internet.

Nov 7th

Oh dag, there was a meme?

kiamatthews: So I was going to write a little blip about Welcome to Macintosh, the last of my...

Nov 7th

“Another point of view is that the ranks of (largely male)...”
— melanyouth Yea i get it....

Nov 7th

Listen

winstonwolfe:matt-t:copycats: Poker Face by Eric Cartman originally by Lady Gaga YOU WANT TO...

Nov 7th

“I’ve come to believe that what higher education symbolizes...”
— melanyouth Thats another way...

Nov 7th

“First, we will set up a single goal to represent educational...”
— Charles Murray in an arresting...

Nov 7th

“You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting...”
— Jonathan Safran Foer (via...

Nov 7th

A Beginner's Guide to Pedobear, the...

Nov 7th

winstonwolfe: I care about Jews you know, i was gonna go...

Nov 7th

Nov 7th

Nov 7th

Nov 7th

Nov 7th

$240 DOLLARS WORTH OF PUDDING

alanfm78: (via nudawn) I was close. THATS WHAT SHE SAID! THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT

Nov 7th

Nov 7th

Nov 7th

$240 DOLLARS WORTH OF PUDDING

Nov 7th

Watch

fatmanatee: bigjon: Weezer feat. Sara Bareilles I Want You To (acoustic) I’m torn by my love...

Nov 7th

nedhepburn: this isnt a definite… but say i got offered a job in Colombia. lets just say,...

Nov 7th

i can go from asshole to apologetic...

10:56pm Friend: We’re at Niagra, come. 11:00pm Me: Why didnt you text me earlier.  I’m...

Nov 7th

I’d kill to do this over with a tripod.

Nov 7th

true story: i still have strawberry...

Nov 7th

whiskeyandgoatsmilk: if you haven’t had time to shower in...

Nov 7th

the world series.

sherry: It was Monday night and V’s Dad and I were fighting. He makes me cry, even over the phone....

Nov 6th

lacontessa: Death by flaying.  Only slightly worse than...

Nov 6th

regarding this

Nov 6th

Oh, man.

fek: Mo and I have recieved our next mission: Party Crash at the National Book Awards. Seeing as...

Nov 6th

Nick Mcglynn: click on this!!!!!!!!!!!

Nov 6th

Did we have sex with Neanderthals? Aren't we...

Nov 6th

via whiskeyandgoatsmilk

Nov 6th

Listen

langer: “Dance Dreams (Lady GaGa vs. Eurythmics)”, by Divide & Kreate This is basically the...

Nov 6th

“food, for her, is not food. it is terror, dignity,...”
— excerpt from eating animals by...

Nov 6th

Watch

how to impress a girl.

Nov 6th

adventures in pudding.

Nov 6th

fatmanatee: Although this is technically a faceplain, it...

Nov 6th

“one time i did it to a still frame of susan sarandon.”
— Ned

Nov 6th

bouty seems like more of a rice pudding type of guy to me.

Nov 6th

Watch

we had the 240$ dollars….we had to have the pudding.

Nov 6th

this conversation is really happening.

Nov 6th

themattsmith: nudawn: fatmanatee: nudawn: how many of these would it take to fill a...

Nov 6th

1. youre an asshole 2. im not getting in the pudding

Nov 6th

Seriously, i’m in love with coketalk. I mean really.

Nov 6th

Ooooff. Thats expensive. What is that - 30$ for a case of...

Nov 6th

how many of these would it take to fill a bathtub? anyone...

Nov 6th

“In the world we live in everything militates in favor of...”
— André Breton

Nov 6th

Watch

chuckhistory: RealRealSoft showed up at my coffice today in search of El Creepo. Sadly, she was...

Nov 6th

Frida Kahlo - Fruits of the Earth, 1938 Frida...

Nov 6th

Last time I sent something via snail mail the recipient...

Nov 5th

Watch

So Mills’ tweet reminded me of something. The other day I got a thinly veiled insult of an...

Nov 5th

sydvish: Q:  What do you get when two nerdy ghosts mate? ...

Nov 5th

Scientific test has concluded.  Hypothesis was disproven.  You can all continue about your business.

Nov 5th

Ridiculous IM conversations between kapi and...

Nov 5th

6od: I took this picture around 2AM. I went and parked at...

Nov 5th

youngmanhattanite: YANKEES 2010 OH MY GOD YES WE GET IT

Nov 5th

why i'm always gonna look like a...

to get anything remotely usable on the diana you need to have like the perfect amount of light, and...

Nov 5th

carlovely: apparently disney made mickey mouse vibrators...

Nov 5th

brainland: Brainland’s not dead.  If Brainland were dead...

Nov 5th

alanajoy: Do you think global warming is real… or...

Nov 5th

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fek: Wale feat. Lady Gaga - Chillin’ Yeah they keep sayin’ whale but my name Wale Hoes call me...

Nov 5th

im watching you.

Nov 5th

I hate that everything is soft focus, but i really love the...

Nov 5th

This was the premiere of Mad Men in Times Square with actors...

Nov 5th

I really dont know what the fuck the pinhole is supposed to...

Nov 5th

I got my film back!  I actually like it!

Nov 5th

alexandra-ewing: thewordunheard / nudawn I really miss watching this with important people. ...

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someone is going to be VERY happy with their winnings.

Nov 5th

My pomegranate was filled with hershey’s strawberry...

Nov 5th

today i had a pomegranate for the first time ever. 

Nov 5th

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Feed your head

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if you didnt have a perm in the 80’s you dont exist to me.

Nov 5th

but wait, there’s more!

Nov 5th

im making something special.

Nov 5th

melanyouth: Actually I just miss him. I suppose I could...

Nov 5th

superdoofus-stratodrive: this is a burdizzo...

Nov 5th

HEY KIDS ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER NU DAWN OLD STUFF GIVEAWAY. ...

Nov 5th

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aren't we all over foursquare already? ...

are people seriously still checking in?

Nov 5th

sherry: I bought these…for me. Feel free to judge. i...

Nov 5th

French Fries.

alanfm78: Hot, crispy, golden-brown french fries. Just popped into my head. Not sure why. are...

Nov 5th

(via molls) I had a dream last night that i was watching a...

Nov 4th

Gchat just crashed my computer.

Nov 4th

just so you know i've had a gmail...

but google wave is fucking sexy, and i’m gearing myself to switch if they EVER DECIDE TO GIVE...

Nov 4th

Scientific test #2.

Nov 4th

boutofcontext: A rare gratuitous self-pic to show off my...

Nov 4th

/whine

carlovely: as you may (or may not know) i’m married to a musician. it’s not easy. he and his band...

Nov 4th

sarazucker: shopping for shoes is a little like dating....

Nov 4th

this just happened

marketing guy 1: tell us the story about how you got drunk that one time and got a tattoo!!!
me: oh my god! i thought they didnt let you get tattoos when you're drunk.
marketing guy 2: they do in third world countries!
me: HAHAHAHAH!
marketing guy 2: so we went to barbados...
me: wait, that's not a third world country.
marketing guy 2: yes it is. all of the Caribbean is a third world country
me: ...........
marketing guy 2: [tells super juvenile story about getting drunk and being all ZOMG lets get tattoos, in a delivery which i totally interpreted as being ironic, because here is a grown soft spoken balding professional man, there's no way he'd be a silly frat guy]
me: ohh my god. that is SO funny. it totally sounds like something frat guys would do on spring break. how embarrassing!
marketing guy 2: well. yea. it was. it was on spring break.
me: ..................

Nov 4th

superdoofus-stratodrive: interstellar cloud g34.3+0.15 it...

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