you can only help people that want to be helped.
its just so hard for me to watch people drown cause they refuse to take my floaties.Ready for an inappropriate-to-the-situation, sexist remark?
Girl, I’d take those floaties anytime. ZING!
I know you want to touch my floaties, but i wont let you cause they’re real. If they were fake i’d let you touch them. Anywhoo, from what i see, your parasite is blessing you with floaties of your own.
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