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They lost my luggage.

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 01:41:37 -0500

coketalk: Not delayed. Lost. As in, they have no record of it ever having existed. I’m sitting at...

carlovely: this is basically what mikey & i do with our...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:42:32 -0500

carlovely:

this is basically what mikey & i do with our free time

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ~~MILEY CYRUS~~ ME!

i can get behind couple blogging like this. theyre like the anti-STFUM.

Glamberaci gets a BJ on stage (1:03) at the AMAs. He wins...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:33:00 -0500

Glamberaci gets a BJ on stage (1:03) at the AMAs. He wins broadcast television for the day.

thats about all you’ll want to see of this clip. this is what happens when a gay man without talent tries to be lady gaga. horrible song, horrible voice. there’s a right way and a wrong way to do this.

can someone with a TV tell me what is between her legs.

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:07:54 -0500

can someone with a TV tell me what is between her legs.

Lady Gaga at the 2009 American Music Awards IS THAT A PENIS...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:58:00 -0500

Lady Gaga at the 2009 American Music Awards

IS THAT A PENIS STRAPPED ONTO HER PELVIS? I CANT SEE!!?

alexjcampbell: somethingchanged: Four years ago, Lady Gaga...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:43:59 -0500

alexjcampbell:

somethingchanged:

Four years ago, Lady Gaga performed these jazz piano pieces under her real name via nickdouglas

i’ve reblogged this once already, last week i think. but you should watch this. if you watch this and still think she has no talent youre crazy.

Shakira at the 2009 American Music Awards. oh God shakira. this...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:31:20 -0500

Shakira at the 2009 American Music Awards.

oh God shakira. this is horrible. its like i dont even know you anymore.

it was all a dream

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 19:02:31 -0500

molls: In 2005, I met a man who seemed so much better than me that I couldn’t even speak to him. I...

A Year Ago

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:56:21 -0500

tanya77: soupsoup: kaytee: My hands shook uncontrollably as I sat at Austin-Bergstrom, waiting....

Spinning pole to the left, static pole on the right. ps this...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 13:29:40 -0500

Spinning pole to the left, static pole on the right.

ps this bitch is FIERCE

sherry: bmichael: Lady Gaga“Bad Romance” (breakupsong) my...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 13:12:02 -0500

sherry:

bmichael:

Lady Gaga
“Bad Romance”
(breakupsong)

my goal for the next month is to develop a pole dancing routine set to this song. That, and to make the perfect chicken pot pie.

i think i was chatting with Kia a week or so ago, when i told her this would make a great stripping song. I already have one choreographed in my head, however it requires me to be a lot more athletic than i am at this very moment, and a spinning pole which i’ve never used and i’m sure i’d kill myself on.

writera: Currently. Ollie: We’re all at a bit of a loss...

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 23:45:19 -0500

writera:

Currently.

Ollie: We’re all at a bit of a loss as to—
Sookie: Whenever I’m at a loss, I dip into Rilke.
Igby: Rilke? That tortures me.
Igby: Every Christmas, some asshole gives me this copy of Young Poet with this patronizing note on the flap about how it’s supposed to change my life.
Ollie: Maybe you should read it before judging it.
Igby: I’m pretty confident. After all, one of the copies was from you.

langer: meaghano: You know, and burn me at the stake and call me Joan of the antifeminist...

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:53:00 -0500

langer: meaghano: You know, and burn me at the stake and call me Joan of the antifeminist...

"I’m thirty-years-old and I still have no idea where the clitoris is"

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:28:00 -0500

“I’m thirty-years-old and I still have no idea where the clitoris is” - Matt Langer:...

oh my god. oh my god. tears. TEARS. these guys are my...

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:28:28 -0500

oh my god. oh my god. tears. TEARS.

these guys are my fucking heros.

Via this guy

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:27:37 -0500

Via this guy

"There’s a great line in “Wall Street,” written by Stanley Weiser and Oliver Stone, a takeoff on..."

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:33:46 -0500

“There’s a great line in “Wall Street,” written by Stanley Weiser and Oliver Stone, a takeoff...

nedhepburn: i kind of have a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge fucking crush...

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:03:06 -0500

nedhepburn:

i kind of have a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge fucking crush on Norah Jones. i’ve just been fucking afraid to tell anyone about it. its kind of embarrassing.

also: Elmo acts exactly like i do infront of any pretty girl.

Elmo checks out Norah’s tits from :47-:50.

The man has needs.

if a man is obsessed with me, should i be flattered or call the cops? children's literature says the former.

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:48:00 -0500

Once there was a little bunny who wanted to run away. So he said to his mother, “I am running...

when people get sloppy it means they want to get caught.

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 10:44:06 -0500